fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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