I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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