I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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