haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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