none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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