I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
