love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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