You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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