Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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