is your mom at the bar?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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