he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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