Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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