i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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