She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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