Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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