Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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