I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
