Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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