We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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