They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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