Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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