He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Randomize
