Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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