so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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