Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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