if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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