I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Randomize
