I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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