just come out here and I will go home with you...
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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