I will die if light touches me.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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