this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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