Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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