she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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