I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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