i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
