It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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