I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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