Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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