i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Someone signed my nipple.
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