I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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