Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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