i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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