Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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