I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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