I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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