David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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