i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Couch. On fire.
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