i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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