im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
