At least make sure they are 18
Why
This is not my ceiling
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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