My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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