You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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