fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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