If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
