Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
