She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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